I have this little thing that people call Keegan-ese, where I don't speak English words at all. I just say stuff like, "You gotta toish the doish and you gotta maloish the hoish."

Surprise is not humor. I think that there can be a fine line there.

There's a thing called the 'One Drop' theory in African-American culture, which is if you have one drop of black blood in you, you're black.

I have always, or for the most part, identified myself as a biracial person.

[Adoption] could turn you into an exquisite comedian. Ask Richard Pryor's ghost.

I'm adopted, so I didn't know my father, but apparently he was pretty tall.

It was very important thousands of years ago to categorize things. I can eat that plant, I can't eat that plant. Or this tribe, not that tribe. We don't have to do that anymore - we have processed food now!