If you have a good idea, open your mouth and say something else.

Very hard to get an audience. So if you're going to fill the theatre, you can't just rely on old stuff.

Many teachers think of children as immature adults. It might lead to better and more 'respectful' teaching, if we thought of adults as atrophied children. Many 'well-adjusted' adults are bitter, uncreative, frightened, unimaginative, and rather hostile people. Instead of assuming they were born that way, or that that's what being an adult entails, we might consider them as people damaged by their education and upbringing.

Truth is that the best ideas are often psychotic, obscene and unoriginal.

If people had no fear, you'd hardly need to have to teach them. It's the fear that screws everything up.

Good improvisers seem telepathic; everything looks pre-arranged, This is because they accept all offers made—which is something no ‘normal’ person would do.

None of us really grow up. All we ever do is learn how to behave in public.