If you're a waiter and you're waiting on me, you might get five percent, you might get seventy percent. It depends on how bad my math skills are that day.

I always remind my kids, "I'm your parent, but I'm a human being, too, so I may not be perfect."

I had a picture-perfect childhood.

I think children are like pancakes. You sort of ruin the first one, and you get better at it the second time around.

I think I have a disease called spontaneous disclosure. I need to tell everyone my life story instantaneously.

I work out with a trainer, Anna Kaiser, three days a week.

I'd rather not have a moment when I'm known for my looks; being funny and interesting lasts longer.