I'll quit tanning when the satchel handle grows out of my back.

If I win, it's because of my natural ability and if I lose, it's because I wasn't trying so hard.

I'm not a prettier everywoman. I am an everywoman that they clean up awfully well for T.V.

I think I have a disease called spontaneous disclosure. I need to tell everyone my life story instantaneously.

I try to make my heart beat out of my chest, hard-core, once a day for at least a half hour. I think that's very important.

I treat my cheeks like breasts in a push-up bra. I just reach down in there, lift them up and push them together. And they'll stay put if the jeans are tight enough.

Don't get divorced after your first argument! I have a lot of friends that have one fight and that's it, they get divorced. I go, 'Wait a minute! Oh my gosh, you guys! Calm down! You'll forget in three days what you were fighting about. I promise. So just let it marinate a little bit-that's my best love advice.