I had a picture-perfect childhood.
I'll quit tanning when the satchel handle grows out of my back.
I treat my cheeks like breasts in a push-up bra. I just reach down in there, lift them up and push them together. And they'll stay put if the jeans are tight enough.
I'd rather not have a moment when I'm known for my looks; being funny and interesting lasts longer.
Sleeping is not something I do a lot of.
I'm not militant about anything. If there's cheesecake in the house, I'll have some. If I'm in the mood for something, I'll have it. I don't obsess about anything. I could have three or four "cheat days" in a week and then not have dessert for another three months.