I'd rather not have a moment when I'm known for my looks; being funny and interesting lasts longer.

I'd rather not have a moment when I'm known for my looks; being funny and interesting lasts longer.

I'm not a prettier everywoman. I am an everywoman that they clean up awfully well for T.V.

I always remind my kids, "I'm your parent, but I'm a human being, too, so I may not be perfect."

Women's clutches are too small. I open my purse, and with some hydraulic force, a tampon shoots 12 feet into the air.

Sleeping is not something I do a lot of.

If I'm exhausted and I just don't feel like it, then I don't do it. I am a human being, after all. But I also know I'm the kind of person who, if I take one day off, well, it's very easy for me to take the next day off and then quit exercising.