I work out every day. It's part of my life. That's one of the benefits of having kids in school full-time.

If you're a waiter and you're waiting on me, you might get five percent, you might get seventy percent. It depends on how bad my math skills are that day.

If I've had a bad day, if I'm feeling stressed out, if I'm feeling overwhelmed - it takes it all away. It's my antidote for everything. If I feel any sort of emotional upheaval, I go for a jog and I feel better.

I'm not a prettier everywoman. I am an everywoman that they clean up awfully well for T.V.

If I feel any sort of emotional upheaval, I go for a jog and I feel better.

Don't get divorced after your first argument! I have a lot of friends that have one fight and that's it, they get divorced. I go, 'Wait a minute! Oh my gosh, you guys! Calm down! You'll forget in three days what you were fighting about. I promise. So just let it marinate a little bit-that's my best love advice.

Women's clutches are too small. I open my purse, and with some hydraulic force, a tampon shoots 12 feet into the air.