I think I have a disease called spontaneous disclosure. I need to tell everyone my life story instantaneously.

Having been a cheerleader, I know all too well what these girls give up to join forces and compete.

I'm not a prettier everywoman. I am an everywoman that they clean up awfully well for T.V.

I work out with a trainer, Anna Kaiser, three days a week.

I think children are like pancakes. You sort of ruin the first one, and you get better at it the second time around.

Women's clutches are too small. I open my purse, and with some hydraulic force, a tampon shoots 12 feet into the air.

When I'm at work, I'm remembering what I forgot to do for the kids, and when I'm with the kids, I'm remembering what I forgot to do at work.