I think I have a disease called spontaneous disclosure. I need to tell everyone my life story instantaneously.

I'm not a prettier everywoman. I am an everywoman that they clean up awfully well for T.V.

I don't have the best family history heart-wise, so I really try to keep my heart strong.

I'd rather not have a moment when I'm known for my looks; being funny and interesting lasts longer.

If there's cheesecake in the house, I'll have some.

If I've had a bad day, if I'm feeling stressed out, if I'm feeling overwhelmed - it takes it all away. It's my antidote for everything. If I feel any sort of emotional upheaval, I go for a jog and I feel better.

If you're a waiter and you're waiting on me, you might get five percent, you might get seventy percent. It depends on how bad my math skills are that day.