I read that book How to Hug a Porcupine [by Julie Ross] - it's my parenting bible. They say you have to trust your children and give them freedom. I say, OK, but this is New York City!

I had a picture-perfect childhood.

If I win, it's because of my natural ability and if I lose, it's because I wasn't trying so hard.

If you're a waiter and you're waiting on me, you might get five percent, you might get seventy percent. It depends on how bad my math skills are that day.

I'd rather not have a moment when I'm known for my looks; being funny and interesting lasts longer.

It makes my makeup artist's life easier. [Plus] it makes my eyes look a little more open on TV, which is where I happen to work right now.

Women's clutches are too small. I open my purse, and with some hydraulic force, a tampon shoots 12 feet into the air.