If there's cheesecake in the house, I'll have some.

Women's clutches are too small. I open my purse, and with some hydraulic force, a tampon shoots 12 feet into the air.

I don't have the best family history heart-wise, so I really try to keep my heart strong.

Having been a cheerleader, I know all too well what these girls give up to join forces and compete.

If I win, it's because of my natural ability and if I lose, it's because I wasn't trying so hard.

I always remind my kids, "I'm your parent, but I'm a human being, too, so I may not be perfect."

There's no real manual on being a parent. There's no real manual on being a wife. I keep reminding myself, My mother did all this, only she never got to leave the house. OK, I can do this. We're all learning on our own learning curve.