If there's cheesecake in the house, I'll have some.

I read that book How to Hug a Porcupine [by Julie Ross] - it's my parenting bible. They say you have to trust your children and give them freedom. I say, OK, but this is New York City!

If you're a waiter and you're waiting on me, you might get five percent, you might get seventy percent. It depends on how bad my math skills are that day.

I get paid to make out with the hunks!

If I win, it's because of my natural ability and if I lose, it's because I wasn't trying so hard.

I had a picture-perfect childhood.

I treat my cheeks like breasts in a push-up bra. I just reach down in there, lift them up and push them together. And they'll stay put if the jeans are tight enough.