Woo-hoo! I'm 40. I can say that now.

Women's clutches are too small. I open my purse, and with some hydraulic force, a tampon shoots 12 feet into the air.

I had a picture-perfect childhood.

I always remind my kids, "I'm your parent, but I'm a human being, too, so I may not be perfect."

Woo-hoo! I'm 40. I can say that now.

I try to make my heart beat out of my chest, hard-core, once a day for at least a half hour. I think that's very important.

When I'm at work, I'm remembering what I forgot to do for the kids, and when I'm with the kids, I'm remembering what I forgot to do at work.