I treat my cheeks like breasts in a push-up bra. I just reach down in there, lift them up and push them together. And they'll stay put if the jeans are tight enough.

I treat my cheeks like breasts in a push-up bra. I just reach down in there, lift them up and push them together. And they'll stay put if the jeans are tight enough.

I think I have a disease called spontaneous disclosure. I need to tell everyone my life story instantaneously.

I'll quit tanning when the satchel handle grows out of my back.

I get paid to make out with the hunks!

Having been a cheerleader, I know all too well what these girls give up to join forces and compete.

If you're a waiter and you're waiting on me, you might get five percent, you might get seventy percent. It depends on how bad my math skills are that day.