You've got to put yourself in positions to take away what can be said.
I don't think comedy will ever die.
My experiences in life are getting bigger and better. The more stuff I do, the more stuff I talk about - having kids, traveling, going through relationship problems, dealing with things in my own family. All that stuff builds character.
I'm a whopping 5 foot 4 inches tall. I'm not going to get any taller.
I'm a health nut, but when I eat, I go hard.
Did I try to embarrass other people? Now if it's about other people, guilty guilty guilty guilty.