I know how I get hard. Running on a treadmill behind women in a gym normally does it for me.

I promise you, I will have something on the Internet that is game-changing. I can't lose.

I had a great time being a salesman because of the pitches that I gave when I was selling shoes. However, I don't think I'm as well versed in shoes as I am in comedy. Being a salesman was all about being a people person, and I enjoy being around people. I also love talking to people - which is why I think I did so well.

Stand-up comedy is mine: it's my entity; it's my brand; I own it. I do it when I want to do it.

What you find I think in the mystical strain of Catholicism is that you're put in relationship with God, and you have many opportunities not only of talking with God in petitionary prayer, but also of listening to God, being attentive to God, as happens in contemplation.

When you're in love, love makes you do crazy things, and can take you down a whirlwind of a road.

I get that racism exists, but it's not a catalyst for my content. I don't need to talk about race to have material. My style of comedy is more self-deprecating. I think that makes me more relatable. When you deal with 'topics' - race, white versus black - you're not separating from the pack. You're doing what everybody else is doing.