I know how I get hard. Running on a treadmill behind women in a gym normally does it for me.

I don't use Twitter for bad.

My kids are the funniest two human beings there are.

I'm happy about working; I'm happy about gracing the stage and coming out and making people laugh. I never treat it like a job or feel that way. It's the best thing ever to me, and I feel like a kid in a candy store.

I'm not a big politics guy.

At the end of the day, women are a distraction. Whether you realize it or not.

I promise you, I will have something on the Internet that is game-changing. I can't lose.