People May Hate You For Being Different and Not Living By Society's Standards,but Deep Down,They Wish They Had The Courage To Do The Same.

I just want to be a great example to younger kids.

The second time around I'll understand that, as a husband, my wife doesn't care about my opinions. I just need to tell her the things that will continue to help me stack the brownie points.

I don't like to hear woman argue...it makes my balls itch.

Back in my heyday, when I was out on the streets - I'm engaged now, about to get married - but before that I was quite the sex symbol. My line was, "If I was taller, would I have a chance?".

I don't have to change anything. I think that's the secret to comedy. You want to be universal and appeal to everyone.

My baby is weird man... when he get mad, he gets in the oven.