Having other comedians complimenting my work is the biggest accolade that I can get.

I don't think you get successful to brag and throw what you have in the world's face. That's all private.

For me, the way I stay consistent is through stand-up comedy.

At the end of the day, women are a distraction. Whether you realize it or not.

Being humble matters.

What? Okay, back up. How in the hell do you 'turn up missing'?

There's actually a lot of bullshit in my Google search. They killed me in one of them! I died in one of my Google searches.