My son is becoming me - just a silly, silly prankster guy.

I know a dramatic role is going to happen, but you just got to be patient, you know? It's going to happen when it's supposed to happen. I'm not rushing it. I'm not trying to make it happen tomorrow.

Life is too short to worry about what others say about you. Have fun and give them something to talk about.

I don't have to change anything. I think that's the secret to comedy. You want to be universal and appeal to everyone.

I'm a health nut, but when I eat, I go hard.

The one thing about the business of entertainment is that you have to learn patience.

Some sarcasm is best told simply. Some humor is best told big and some is best told small.