Am I not a fearsome enemy?" "You frighten me primally.

He was a god of rock. He nearly solved all the world's problems with nothing but power chords and anguished cries into a microphone.

I'm not a proper anything. Majoring in philosophy kind of turns positive assertions into maybes.

Aw, no. You’re taking us to that vegetarian place, aren’t you? It’s a coffee place. You can’t just automatically classify anything that isn’t a steak house as vegetarian. Yes, I can. This is America. You said Americans assert their own opinions as if they were facts and dismiss inconvenient facts as mere opinions.

She switched from ecstasy to embarrassment at about Mach five.

Icy glares from vampires are far icier than icy glares from people and when the vampire giving you an icy glare is originally from Iceland, you're confronted with the archetypal origin of the term, and you shouldn't be surprised if your core body temperature drops a few degrees.

Silly dark elves. Earth is for Druids.