Every few months I'll pop into a comedy club or go to Vegas.

When my dad was young he shot marbles. When I was young I played Marble Madness on my Nintendo Entertainment System.

I could never be James Bond.

For some reason and I don't know why, but I don't think that I'm funny in California. So I always want to do my movies east somewhere.

The foolishness of chasing the moon ached my heart. I was stuck between the moon and the shore and surrounded by an empty sea.

I don't want to be known as this goody-two-shoes who can only do comedies where puppies are licking peanut butter off my face.

Think first. Think twice. Think again. Respect others. Respect yourself. Respect dreams.