Nobody actually ever does this—escaping through a window.

I took a public speaking class in college and managed to make the class laugh a little bit.

Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants.

When my dad was young he shot marbles. When I was young I played Marble Madness on my Nintendo Entertainment System.

From there, I tried out for a community theatre play, joined an improv group... it all started opening up.

Pie...it fills the cracks of the heart. Go away, pain.

Just me onstage with a mike having an intimate relationship with the audience. I don't get nervous for that. I just get excited.