I really wasn't a class clown.

Once a year my back will go out and it'll be... it's like a sciatic thing and it's the smallest thing. Like I could be leaning over the sink to brush my teeth in a weird way and it happens.

As American as an apple is and as American as baseball is, they don't go together. You can't be chewing an apple at a baseball game. You've got to let go of the diet that day.

Every time I do a movie where it gets physical, I say never again.

There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap.

Nobody actually ever does this—escaping through a window.

The foolishness of chasing the moon ached my heart. I was stuck between the moon and the shore and surrounded by an empty sea.