If I do a movie where I have to have a son and it's a chubby kid, my mother is always like, 'You were never like that.' She gets so upset about it.

If you are not learning, you are not living.

When my dad was young he shot marbles. When I was young I played Marble Madness on my Nintendo Entertainment System.

As American as an apple is and as American as baseball is, they don't go together. You can't be chewing an apple at a baseball game. You've got to let go of the diet that day.

For some reason and I don't know why, but I don't think that I'm funny in California. So I always want to do my movies east somewhere.

I took a public speaking class in college and managed to make the class laugh a little bit.

When you're big you don't need a reason to sweat. You don't, right? My friends cannot grab a hold of this concept. They come up to me all the time like Jeez! What have you been doing? What are ya jumpin rope in the attic?! Well, I peeled an orange.. about an hour ago. Why, what's up?