If I do a movie where I have to have a son and it's a chubby kid, my mother is always like, 'You were never like that.' She gets so upset about it.

There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap.

From there, I tried out for a community theatre play, joined an improv group... it all started opening up.

I would always love to be an athlete, but it's got to be a tough day when you have to hang up those cleats.

I could never be James Bond.

Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants.

Sometimes I make my life a living hell by writing complex stories with complex characters. But I love it.