If I do a movie where I have to have a son and it's a chubby kid, my mother is always like, 'You were never like that.' She gets so upset about it.

For some reason and I don't know why, but I don't think that I'm funny in California. So I always want to do my movies east somewhere.

Pie...it fills the cracks of the heart. Go away, pain.

Sometimes I make my life a living hell by writing complex stories with complex characters. But I love it.

I've always been the guy who doesn't necessarily get it with women. A woman would have to say, 'I like you, I want to go out with you, you can ask me.' And still I would question it. Did she mean it?

If I do a movie where I have to have a son and it's a chubby kid, my mother is always like, 'You were never like that.' She gets so upset about it.

I don't want to be known as this goody-two-shoes who can only do comedies where puppies are licking peanut butter off my face.