I really wasn't a class clown.
A song can take you to a special time in your life.
Every time I do a movie where it gets physical, I say never again.
Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants.
I've always been the guy who doesn't necessarily get it with women. A woman would have to say, 'I like you, I want to go out with you, you can ask me.' And still I would question it. Did she mean it?
There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap.