You think school ends when it ends, but it doesn't.
Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants.
I think I invented the phrase 'Don't overdo it.'
If I do a movie where I have to have a son and it's a chubby kid, my mother is always like, 'You were never like that.' She gets so upset about it.
I took a public speaking class in college and managed to make the class laugh a little bit.
I just want to put some positive stuff out there. If it works, great. If it doesn't, no problem.