I had my boy in Boston on Easter Sunday. That kills me, from a sports perspective. He's a Boston baby and I'm a New York guy.
Every time you make a decision, you mess with someone's life.
Nobody actually ever does this—escaping through a window.
I took a public speaking class in college and managed to make the class laugh a little bit.
You think school ends when it ends, but it doesn't.
Every few months I'll pop into a comedy club or go to Vegas.