Every time I do a movie where it gets physical, I say never again.

Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants.

I really wasn't a class clown.

I never played a musical instrument growing up but I knew kids who did and took it very seriously.

Now I'm starting to jog. But every time I do jog I have 9-1 pressed into my phone, with the next '1' ready to be launched in case I drop.

The foolishness of chasing the moon ached my heart. I was stuck between the moon and the shore and surrounded by an empty sea.

I just want to put some positive stuff out there. If it works, great. If it doesn't, no problem.