I would always love to be an athlete, but it's got to be a tough day when you have to hang up those cleats.

I had many teachers that were great, positive role models and taught me to be a good person and stand up and be a good man. A lot of the principals they taught me still affect how I act sometimes and it's 30 years later.

I've always been the guy who doesn't necessarily get it with women. A woman would have to say, 'I like you, I want to go out with you, you can ask me.' And still I would question it. Did she mean it?

You've got to go after your dreams. If you don't make an effort, nothing's ever going to change.

I'm not a Hollywood guy.

Just me onstage with a mike having an intimate relationship with the audience. I don't get nervous for that. I just get excited.

I don't want to be known as this goody-two-shoes who can only do comedies where puppies are licking peanut butter off my face.