Every homeless puppy and kitten was born to parents who weren't spayed or neutered. I'm proud to support PETA's work to prevent animal homelessness.

It's tough getting older. You start falling apart, you know? My gums are starting to recede now. You can't tell tonight, though, 'cause I comb them forward.

Never wear a red t-shirt to Target. I enjoy helping people, but not every two minutes.

Any time you do an Adam Sandler film, it's kind of like a boys' club, because you're hanging out and there are guitars around, and basketballs and footballs and electric bikes and scooters and different people dropping by.

Workers insist that they are not disgruntled. They are very gruntled.

When a show has been on for so long, you lose fans, you gain fans. I remember this from 'Saturday Night Live.'

I like to stuff myself at Thanksgiving, not turkeys.