I'm probably more of a stand-up comedian than an actor.

I think Little Nicky was a divergence from the films Adam Sandler was used to doing, and he was taking a risk. I admire him for doing that.

As a comedian, you're kind of like a blues musician; you have to live a little bit.

I am whelmed, and not overly whelmed, just whelmed about a lot of facets in life - just how fragile life is and the different challenges you have in life, phobias about things.

You don't have to swim faster than the shark, just faster than the person you're with.

I think I sent out some résumés for marketing jobs, and they all came back in the mail because I didn't have enough postage.

Basically, I'm a people pleaser who has a knack for disappointing.