I'm probably more of a stand-up comedian than an actor.

It is unconscionable for children in our prosperous country, or anywhere for that matter, to go without food. I implore everyone to contact their local and state representatives to encourage action to end hunger.

You don't have to swim faster than the shark, just faster than the person you're with.

A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers.

Curb Your Enthusiasm, is not so much about Hollywood. It's more about Larry's weaknesses.

They say that moving is one of the most stressful things in life. Death in the family is the second most stressful, and moving your dead spouse is the third.

I really like to read when I'm eating - 'The New York Times' or the 'Wall Street Journal,' paper version.