As a comedian, you're kind of like a blues musician; you have to live a little bit.

I became a vegetarian after I became aware of factory farming and slaughterhouses and the torture and inhumane handling of all these animals.

Workers insist that they are not disgruntled. They are very gruntled.

The ethical argument regarding abortion hinges on the question of when life begins. Some believe life begins at forty.

I don't mind seeing two guys kissing, you know, as long as they're clean-shaven.

Never wear a red t-shirt to Target. I enjoy helping people, but not every two minutes.

Any time you do an Adam Sandler film, it's kind of like a boys' club, because you're hanging out and there are guitars around, and basketballs and footballs and electric bikes and scooters and different people dropping by.