As a comedian, you're kind of like a blues musician; you have to live a little bit.

It is unconscionable for children in our prosperous country, or anywhere for that matter, to go without food. I implore everyone to contact their local and state representatives to encourage action to end hunger.

When I began doing stand-up, it took me a long time to get an hour's worth of material together.

It's tough getting older. You start falling apart, you know? My gums are starting to recede now. You can't tell tonight, though, 'cause I comb them forward.

It is a great rush to come up with a joke that gets a good response from the audience. It's gold!

What happened was, I always wanted to be a singer/songwriter kind of guy like a James Taylor or Crosby, Stills and Nash type of thing; I went to a lot of coffee houses and used to watch all those guys, but I never had the nerve to get up and do it because singing seems so personal and intimate to me. It was too revealing.

I'm Kevin Nealon, and that's news to me.