You don't have to swim faster than the shark, just faster than the person you're with.

I enjoyed living in New York City, I liked the premise of the show [Saturday Night Live], I liked working with a different host every week and different musicians. I always thought, "This is great. I never expected to get this in the first place, so I'm just happy being here."

Never wear a red t-shirt to Target. I enjoy helping people, but not every two minutes.

I think I sent out some résumés for marketing jobs, and they all came back in the mail because I didn't have enough postage.

What happened was, I always wanted to be a singer/songwriter kind of guy like a James Taylor or Crosby, Stills and Nash type of thing; I went to a lot of coffee houses and used to watch all those guys, but I never had the nerve to get up and do it because singing seems so personal and intimate to me. It was too revealing.

'The Outer Limits' was one of those shows I grew up watching - that and The 'Twilight Zone.'

I became a vegetarian after I became aware of factory farming and slaughterhouses and the torture and inhumane handling of all these animals.