You don't have to swim faster than the shark, just faster than the person you're with.

It's tough getting older. You start falling apart, you know? My gums are starting to recede now. You can't tell tonight, though, 'cause I comb them forward.

It is unconscionable for children in our prosperous country, or anywhere for that matter, to go without food. I implore everyone to contact their local and state representatives to encourage action to end hunger.

A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers.

I really like to read when I'm eating - 'The New York Times' or the 'Wall Street Journal,' paper version.

I don't smoke pot or cigarettes, so inhaling smoke as a non-smoker - it doesn't matter what it is, it's going to make you lightheaded.

The hardest thing about moving to California from Connecticut was just missing my family. If I went back, it would be just because I was homesick.