You don't have to swim faster than the shark, just faster than the person you're with.

It seems like all the sitcoms on now, the families are kind of dysfunctional.

The ethical argument regarding abortion hinges on the question of when life begins. Some believe life begins at forty.

I am whelmed, and not overly whelmed, just whelmed about a lot of facets in life - just how fragile life is and the different challenges you have in life, phobias about things.

A whole generation of people that didn't know me from 'SNL' recognize me from 'Weeds' now. People recognize me once in a while and appreciate the work. It gets a little embarrassing but it's good. If you work as an accountant, you don't have people coming up to you in the streets saying, 'Hey, great job on tax statements!'

I enjoyed living in New York City, I liked the premise of the show [Saturday Night Live], I liked working with a different host every week and different musicians. I always thought, "This is great. I never expected to get this in the first place, so I'm just happy being here."

When I began doing stand-up, it took me a long time to get an hour's worth of material together.