I'm Kevin Nealon, and that's news to me.

I think the education system is great just the way it is. There's kids in my neighborhood in Los Angeles, seven years old, that can already speak fluent Spanish.

When I began doing stand-up, it took me a long time to get an hour's worth of material together.

I am whelmed, and not overly whelmed, just whelmed about a lot of facets in life - just how fragile life is and the different challenges you have in life, phobias about things.

Saturday Night Live was a show that I never thought I would be on, because I didn't do sketch comedy and I didn't do impressions. I was a stand-up.

I'm on a strict running program. I started yesterday. I've only missed one day so far.

I learned how to draw from being bored in school. I would doodle on the margins of my paper