I'm Kevin Nealon, and that's news to me.

It's kind of fun when you're playing characters that aren't quite on the up and up and people still like you.

When I first began doing TV pilots, my expectations were high. I didn't understand that world. So when 'Weeds' took off, I was so happy. Especially as I was just a guest star in the pilot. But once it got picked up, they made me a regular cast member.

When a show has been on for so long, you lose fans, you gain fans. I remember this from 'Saturday Night Live.'

I don't smoke pot or cigarettes, so inhaling smoke as a non-smoker - it doesn't matter what it is, it's going to make you lightheaded.

The ethical argument regarding abortion hinges on the question of when life begins. Some believe life begins at forty.

It's tough getting older. You start falling apart, you know? My gums are starting to recede now. You can't tell tonight, though, 'cause I comb them forward.