If people can't deal with their problems, they numb themselves a little bit.
A special validates you as a stand-up by documenting your material.
Basically, I'm a people pleaser who has a knack for disappointing.
Don't play dead with a vulture. That's exactly what they want.
I really like to read when I'm eating - 'The New York Times' or the 'Wall Street Journal,' paper version.
I'm probably more of a stand-up comedian than an actor.