Never wear a red t-shirt to Target. I enjoy helping people, but not every two minutes.

I learned how to draw from being bored in school. I would doodle on the margins of my paper

It seems like all the sitcoms on now, the families are kind of dysfunctional.

Every homeless puppy and kitten was born to parents who weren't spayed or neutered. I'm proud to support PETA's work to prevent animal homelessness.

The good thing about 'Weeds' now is, I get to play some dramatic parts in that as well.

Roxanne came along in '86, when I was doing a lot of stand-up. I auditioned for the movie, and of course I was a huge Steve Martin fan, so I really hoped I would get this part. I don't think there was any part in particular that I auditioned for. I just went in and talked with them. There were so many parts in there, and so many comedians ended up getting in that movie, playing different firemen and townspeople.

A novel is too much of a commitment. I tend to peruse Twitter - I check to see if I had any mentions and read the latest messages.