Never wear a red t-shirt to Target. I enjoy helping people, but not every two minutes.

Marriage is great. It'll calm you down - that and neutering.

I am whelmed, and not overly whelmed, just whelmed about a lot of facets in life - just how fragile life is and the different challenges you have in life, phobias about things.

When a show has been on for so long, you lose fans, you gain fans. I remember this from 'Saturday Night Live.'

A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers.

"Bruce" was an Eddie Murphy film, so there was a whole different vibe, working on that film, as opposed to working on a [Adam] Sandler film, which I'd done a few of. First of all, there were tons of kids running around. I'm surprised I ever had a kid after doing that film.

I learned how to draw from being bored in school. I would doodle on the margins of my paper