I play a lot of sports. I'm not real good at any of them. I'm above adequate.

Basically, I'm a people pleaser who has a knack for disappointing.

What happened was, I always wanted to be a singer/songwriter kind of guy like a James Taylor or Crosby, Stills and Nash type of thing; I went to a lot of coffee houses and used to watch all those guys, but I never had the nerve to get up and do it because singing seems so personal and intimate to me. It was too revealing.

The good thing about 'Weeds' now is, I get to play some dramatic parts in that as well.

It is a great rush to come up with a joke that gets a good response from the audience. It's gold!

You don't have to swim faster than the shark, just faster than the person you're with.

Never wear a red t-shirt to Target. I enjoy helping people, but not every two minutes.