Breaking News: Winds so strong in NYC The Statue of Liberty's gown just blew off!

It is a great rush to come up with a joke that gets a good response from the audience. It's gold!

It is unconscionable for children in our prosperous country, or anywhere for that matter, to go without food. I implore everyone to contact their local and state representatives to encourage action to end hunger.

You don't have to swim faster than the shark, just faster than the person you're with.

A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers.

Saturday Night Live was a show that I never thought I would be on, because I didn't do sketch comedy and I didn't do impressions. I was a stand-up.

As a comedian, you're kind of like a blues musician; you have to live a little bit.