Roxanne came along in '86, when I was doing a lot of stand-up. I auditioned for the movie, and of course I was a huge Steve Martin fan, so I really hoped I would get this part. I don't think there was any part in particular that I auditioned for. I just went in and talked with them. There were so many parts in there, and so many comedians ended up getting in that movie, playing different firemen and townspeople.

I think I sent out some résumés for marketing jobs, and they all came back in the mail because I didn't have enough postage.

I like to stuff myself at Thanksgiving, not turkeys.

I don't smoke pot or cigarettes, so inhaling smoke as a non-smoker - it doesn't matter what it is, it's going to make you lightheaded.

It is a great rush to come up with a joke that gets a good response from the audience. It's gold!

I've noticed a surge when I go out somewhere, or if I'm doing stand-up.

They say that moving is one of the most stressful things in life. Death in the family is the second most stressful, and moving your dead spouse is the third.