I'm on a strict running program. I started yesterday. I've only missed one day so far.

The hardest thing about moving to California from Connecticut was just missing my family. If I went back, it would be just because I was homesick.

Me and Conan O'Brien and Robert Smigel and Dana Carvey wrote a script called 'Hans and Franz: The Girlyman Dilemma,' and it was going to be co-produced with Arnold Schwarzenegger, and he was going to co-star in it. We had a deal with Sony, we got paid to write it, and it was a musical, but it never got made because...I think Arnold kind of backed out at the last minute because he was getting cold feet because ;The Last Action Hero' had come out, where he was parodying himself. But it was a really funny script, and I wish it could've seen the light, because I think it would've done really well.

When a show has been on for so long, you lose fans, you gain fans. I remember this from 'Saturday Night Live.'

It's kind of fun when you're playing characters that aren't quite on the up and up and people still like you.

I have a severe addiction to 'Angry Birds.' I always tell myself, 'One more game...' But then there's always another and another and another.

I'm Kevin Nealon, and that's news to me.