I'm probably more of a stand-up comedian than an actor.
Don't play dead with a vulture. That's exactly what they want.
When I began doing stand-up, it took me a long time to get an hour's worth of material together.
It is unconscionable for children in our prosperous country, or anywhere for that matter, to go without food. I implore everyone to contact their local and state representatives to encourage action to end hunger.
Never wear a red t-shirt to Target. I enjoy helping people, but not every two minutes.
It is a great rush to come up with a joke that gets a good response from the audience. It's gold!