I remember the first date I ever went out on. It was in high school. Her name was Marguerite. She was kind of a heavyset girl... I took her out on one date. We went out for dinner and a movie and a dinner.

I've noticed a surge when I go out somewhere, or if I'm doing stand-up.

A whole generation of people that didn't know me from 'SNL' recognize me from 'Weeds' now. People recognize me once in a while and appreciate the work. It gets a little embarrassing but it's good. If you work as an accountant, you don't have people coming up to you in the streets saying, 'Hey, great job on tax statements!'

Marriage is great. It'll calm you down - that and neutering.

It is unconscionable for children in our prosperous country, or anywhere for that matter, to go without food. I implore everyone to contact their local and state representatives to encourage action to end hunger.

It's kind of fun when you're playing characters that aren't quite on the up and up and people still like you.

I have a wandering eye and a lazy eye so they cancel each other out. It's a push.