"Bruce" was an Eddie Murphy film, so there was a whole different vibe, working on that film, as opposed to working on a [Adam] Sandler film, which I'd done a few of. First of all, there were tons of kids running around. I'm surprised I ever had a kid after doing that film.

I think the education system is great just the way it is. There's kids in my neighborhood in Los Angeles, seven years old, that can already speak fluent Spanish.

I went to school for marketing and advertising, so I have a special interest in good and funny commercials and why they work and why they're funny - which is one of the reasons I, like many people, like watching the Super Bowl, besides the game.

I don't mind seeing two guys kissing, you know, as long as they're clean-shaven.

When a show has been on for so long, you lose fans, you gain fans. I remember this from 'Saturday Night Live.'

Marriage is great. It'll calm you down - that and neutering.

Never wear a red t-shirt to Target. I enjoy helping people, but not every two minutes.