When a show has been on for so long, you lose fans, you gain fans. I remember this from 'Saturday Night Live.'

I've noticed a surge when I go out somewhere, or if I'm doing stand-up.

I learned how to draw from being bored in school. I would doodle on the margins of my paper

When a show has been on for so long, you lose fans, you gain fans. I remember this from 'Saturday Night Live.'

I like to stuff myself at Thanksgiving, not turkeys.

If people can't deal with their problems, they numb themselves a little bit.

You don't have to swim faster than the shark, just faster than the person you're with.