As an actor, you're always reading scripts looking for something good.

I played a security guard, and I think it was in the State Department. This was my first acting role, really, and I remember rehearsing it on the couch with my girlfriend at the time. I had a real problem with saying the word "incendiary." Most of my rehearsal was spent on pronouncing the word "incendiary."

It is a great rush to come up with a joke that gets a good response from the audience. It's gold!

Workers insist that they are not disgruntled. They are very gruntled.

Every homeless puppy and kitten was born to parents who weren't spayed or neutered. I'm proud to support PETA's work to prevent animal homelessness.

The hardest thing about moving to California from Connecticut was just missing my family. If I went back, it would be just because I was homesick.

The ethical argument regarding abortion hinges on the question of when life begins. Some believe life begins at forty.