Find Eloy. Smack his head into a wall, dance on his guts... I'd get creative. Spontaneous like.
Kim HarrisonRachel?โ came Ivyโs voice from her room. โWhereโs my sword?โ โIn the foyer where you left it last week when the evangelists were canvassing the neighborhood
Kim HarrisonSure am glad I'm not royalty," I muttered. "I wouldn't want to have to bump uglies with someone I can't stand. On a regular basis. And no one else." "Ow!" I exclaimed, trying to yank my fingers from Trent but finding them caught. Then I colored, realizing what I'd said. "Ohโฆ sorry," I stammered, meaning it. "That was insensitive." Trent's frown turned into a sly smirk. "Bump uglies?" he said, eyes on the table behind me. "You are a font of gutter slang, Rachel. We must do this again.
Kim Harrison