Death has this much to be said for it: You don't have to get out of bed for it. Wherever you happen to be They bring it to you—free.

Being American is, I think, a very difficult thing in art, because all the elements are European.

The rewards for being sane may not be very many, but knowing what's funny is one of them.

More always means worse.

Consciousness was upon him before he could get out of the way.

The first, indeed the only, requirement of a diet is that it should lose you weight without reducing your alcoholic intake by the smallest degree.

A blonde girl wearing a man's shirt but in all other visible respects unmanly to the point of outright effeminacy.