Death has this much to be said for it: You don't have to get out of bed for it. Wherever you happen to be They bring it to you—free.

A bad review may spoil your breakfast, but you shouldn't allow it to spoil your lunch.

The rewards for being sane may not be very many, but knowing what's funny is one of them.

Nice things are nicer than nasty ones.

He who truly believes he has a hangover has no hangover.

One of the great benefits of organised religion is that you can be forgiven your sins, which must be a wonderful thing. I mean, I carry my sins around with me, there's nobody there to forgive them.

A German wine label is one of the things life's too short for.