God gave us intestines for a reason. I'm not keen on surgery. It's too extreme. All it took was one of those plastic surgery shows to see how violent it is.

I don't like psychiatry. I don't believe it works. I believe psychiatrists are neurotic or psychotic, for the most part.

I stay positive because it's the only way to live. When I play ball, I play hardball.

You're not going to live your life unscathed.

I was so naive I didn't even know about agents. I telephoned the William Morris agency and asked to speak to Mr. Morris. I expected Bill Morris to be waiting for my call.

I had the halfway house. I can't tell how many nights I spent around my kitchen table, soothing broken hearts.

I always had really long swimmer's arms. The last to totally go is always my thighs and butt, but my old body is there somewhere.