Motherhood has most definitely changed me and my life. Its so crazy how drastic even the small details change - in such an amazing way. Even silly things, like the fact that all of my pictures on my cell phone used to be of me at photo shoots - conceited, I know! - but now every single picture on my phone is of Mason.

I've worked so hard to keep this family together.

You are so annoying. I could literally slap the sh*t out of you and feel so much better.

Being a mom is what life is about. I hope people realize what the priorities in life should be and know not everything has to be perfect.

It'd be fun to rip Khloe's pubes out one by one.

Sometimes I just wish nobody knew who I was.

When you're breastfeeding, you don't get juicy down there. The juice isn't loose.