It'd be fun to rip Khloe's pubes out one by one.

Sometimes I just wish nobody knew who I was.

I definitely thought about it long and hard, about if I wanted to keep the baby or not, and I wasn't thinking about adoption. I do think every woman should have the right to do what they want, but I don't think it's talked through enough. I can't even tell you how many people just say, 'Oh, get an abortion.' Like it's not a big deal.

I think motherhood is just about instinct. I remember coming home from the hospital and having no idea what we were doing.

Growing up, I never heard my parents curse, never. The first time I ever said a curse word was with my sister Kim.

When we have fights in our family, they don't end with an apology. You make up by getting back to normal. Like you'll call and say, 'You want to go shopping?'

I would say a lack of sleep is a cause for feeling not so beautiful. On those days, I try to drink lots of water and put on the biggest sunglasses I can find.