I'm not going to work in a place where I can't eat donuts.

Rule Number One in the India Savage Life Code: When in doubt or possible trouble, lie.

I don’t intend to use beer as a crutch and drink until I pass out. So advice, keep an eye on that so you can get in there and get yourself drunk sex before it turns unpretty and drunk sex ends with me puking and / or passing out during the act.

My life was over, finished, and I’d never seen Pearl Jam play live

Life's a roller coaster. Best damn ride in the park. You don't close your eyes, hold on and wait for it to be over, babe. You keep your eyes open, lift your hands straight up in the air and enjoy the ride for as long as it lasts.

That’s the beauty of books. We get to take what we want out of them and it can be different for everyone.

You got one life, never use it just to breathe.