You know... when one speaks your name very fast, it just sounds like just incredible

You do not boo an Olympic Gold Medalist. I'm the best in the world. I came here for you. You don't boo me.

I hear your chants. I hear your cat calls. And yes it's true. I'm obsessed with other men's balls. WORD!

I love Vince McMahon. He came up with the character. He ran with it, and then I was able to run with it. I thank him for the opportunity he gave me. Vince McMahon was one of my best friends, period.

I just got pinned by a freakin' twelve year old.

You want ME in the ring? Now I know you've been drinking

I became the first ever Euro-continental champion in WWF history. Well, besides D-Lo Brown, but he doesn't count.