You can prance and you can dance, but when it comes to relations, keep it in your pants.

I just got pinned by a freakin' twelve year old.

Oh it's TRUE, it's DAMN true.

Children love me, dammit!

I became the first ever Euro-continental champion in WWF history. Well, besides D-Lo Brown, but he doesn't count.

Wrestlers in the U.S.A. are very aggressive. All they want to do is attack, but they'll make mistakes.

Join me in Olympic Heros for Abstinence. The best sex is no sex.